Sunday, February 27, 2011

A Metalhead And His Cock Face

horns be raised readers. Its finally time to update this blog again.

Metalheads are extremely judgemental, I will confess. This is because we are often judge. Judge based on our music. Sam Dunn himself say, that most people think that heavy metal is a less valid form of music, for less valid form of people. Because of this, metalheads have developed a higher tendency to defend themselves whether necessary or not. Take ANY metalhead, if they see another of their brethren on the streets. wearing an iron maiden tshirt for example. metalheads love meeting more of their kind. because they understand what the other person feels. The metalhead would know that this stranger in his own gang has defended metal, stood for it, and will stand for it as long as metal lasts in his/her life. Thats why we will stand forever, as Manowar has sang, DIE FOR METAL lml

Ill talk abit about myself. Im a cinafuck. Living in Malaysia, 97 kgs, 180 cm tall and a hardcore headbanger. but what most people define me, is my constant angry face. A pissed off look that stays on my face 24/7. People try to be nice by calling it the angry face. but really, what they really meant, was "that was a cock face"

were all humans, its hard not to judge a person based on his looks. We all do... But in the end its the thought that really counts. You can either think of it, than tell yourself to stop, or you can think of it and believe it. And with me looking like an angry fat asian, wearing a sleeveless leather jacket with "lamb of god", "arch enemy", and "bathory" sewn onto it, a cap that says "slayer" and a tattoo of a skull on one arm, its pretty damn hard to walk into a room without getting any attention. BAD attention.

SO then i have a cockface. I did not choose to have it. neither do i HAVE the luxury of choosing a face like edward cullen. So based on 21 years of living as me, here are some pros and cons of having what they call it a COCK FACE, being a metalhead, and having an oversized body.

PROS
- People generally dont mess with you. When people see a potential chance to start an argument with you, they usually dont. Come on, there are better candidates to pick on rather than an angry cinafuck fatass.

- Lower chance of getting robbed. Robbers want what they want, and they pick easier targets to rob. COMEON if YOU were the robber would you rather rob an old lady or a fat angry asian?

- relatively convenient in shopping malls. Put on your biggest fuckface, and walk in a mall in a straight line. People avoid you. For once you can walk in ONE UTAMA in a straight line without touching another person!!

- People tend to look to you as an elder brother. Through out highschool and college, i have tons of people older than me calling me big brother. Probably due to the cockface and my extra large body.

- Seeing lalas cower in your presence is relatively satisfying.

- kids that act gangsta will be afraid of you. This, as well is relatively, if not, EXTREMELY satisfying

- You get double like points when you play the nice guy. when a guys that looks like a criminal plays nice, people tend to appreciate them more.

- people think youre a good kid when youre out with your parents. Try going to the market with your mom. The chicken sellers will comment on you being a great kid. People expect you to have no respect when you have a cockface

CONS
- momma stares. Get into a restaurant and sit opposite facing a mom and her kids. The mom WILL look at you and look at her watch. If her kid stares at you, she will ask the kid to eat and stop looking at you.

- cock faces cant stand cock faces. So other cock faces may give you bigger cock faces and are probably harder to hang out with.

- people thinks youre gonna slaughter them. When a random grandpa gives you a comment. Just look him in the eye. He will run. Even if you didnt mean anything.

- people find you hard to bring home. Friends have avoided bringing me to their homes. Afraid that theyre parents might think that theyre mixing with the wrong crowd.

- Your own parents will constantly tell you to stop cockstaring waitresses when all you did was really just staring at their boobs.

- You become relatively easy to insult. You can crack your mind on in genius insults and people will just shoot you down with COCK face and every one will laugh

Thats all i can think of. Im sure if you give me a day id think of a hundred more stuff to right. But for now lets just leave it as that. People whom continue to judge metalheads with cockface, lets hope this clears everything. Im a great man, kind and nice. horns up mofos

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